1.
"Mr. Canning, you've been leaving this earth for three months now so excuse my incredulity." The Good Wife
Alicia: Mr. Canning, you've been leaving this earth for three months now so excuse my incredulity.
2.
"You're a monster!" The Musketeers
Rochefort: Tell me you love me. ~~~~~~
Anne: You're a moster!
3.
"Can't believe anything that psycho says anyway." The Following
Ryan: He's delusional. He can't cope with the fact that his own killing spree led to the death of his family. ~~~~~~
Mike: Can't believe anything that psycho says anyway.
4.
"It would be nice if at least one of the Charmings lived up to their family name." Once Upon a Time
Ursula: It would be nice if at least one of the Charmings lived up to their family name.
5.
"You're a cop in Maine." Rizzoli & Isles
Dana Slowey: You're a cop in Maine. Who's going to hurt you there, huh? A big moose?
6.
"It's like I've walked into an insane asylum..." The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
Eileen: It's like I've walked into an insane asylum with these women in really nice shoes and purses.
7.
"Toby named it Ferret Bueller." Scorpion
Walter: Toby named it Ferret Bueller. I don't understand the reference.
8.
"What does that have to do with anything?" NCIS
Gibbs: You know I've got a friend. He paid his dad's hotel bill once, because his dad couldn't cover it. And I said to my friend, I said "why'd you do that? Your dad never did anything for you". The look on his face. Never seen anything like it. There was more love on his face than I ever saw. I guess that his dad meant more to him than he knew. ~~~~~~
Aziz: What does that have to do with anything?
9.
"It's not normal!!" Bates Motel
Norma: It's not normal!!
10.
"Hi Friar." The Mindy Project
Mindy: Hi Friar. I'm Mindy. I so enjoyed speech.
Father Michael: Sermon.
Mindy: It was the best part of the show.
Father Michael: Mass.
11.
"Camille is back. Why are you trying to ruin this?" The Returned
Claire: Camille is back. Why are you trying to ruin this? ~~~~~~
Jack: I'm not trying to ruin anything, Claire. I can't think of anything I wanted more. There has not been an hour that I have not thought about her, about seeing her. And here she is, in our house, and she has absolutely no idea what she's returned to.
12.
"Deliverance comes at a cost." The 100
Dante Wallace: Deliverance comes at a cost. I bear it so they don't have to.
13.
"Thank you for helping me come alive." Togetherness
Michelle: Thank you for helping me come alive.
14.
"Nobody has sex for six straight hours, not even Sting." Criminal Minds
Reid: How long was it from the start of the bruising until the kill? ~~~~~~
Medical Examiner: Roughly six hours. ~~~~~~
Rossi: Nobody has sex for six straight hours, not even Sting.
15.
"Did she throw anything away?" The Big Bang Theory
Bernadette: Did she throw anything away? ~~~~~~
Howard: Nope. If I find my foreskin, I'm gonna kill myself.
16.
"She was rapidly turning into a mummy." Elementary
Sherlock: This woman wasn't just murdered. She was rapidly turning into a mummy.
17.
"Swoop in, change the course of history, and swoop out." Madam Secretary
Elizabeth: Swoop in, change the course of history, and swoop out.
18.
"If I wanted to hear you people scream..." Archer
Malory: If I wanted to hear you people scream, I'd have you flown to a CIA black site in Morocco and listen to your torture session on speakerphone!
19.
"People are the real threat now." The Walking Dead
Rick: People are the real threat now.
20.
"I want Tom Keen." The Blacklist
Red: I want Tom Keen.
21.
"This is one of them classic stories..." Justified
Raylan: This is one of them classic stories where the hero gets his man and then he rides off into the sunset.
22.
"You and Hanna's mom?" Pretty Little Liars
Spencer: You and Hanna's mom? ~~~~~~
Jason: It's none of your business. It's no one's business.
23.
"You ladies looking for some hot spots, cause I'm your resource." Chicago Fire
Otis: You ladies looking for some hot spots, cause I'm your resource.
24.
"Oh, it's time for a little show?" Chasing Life
Leo: Oh, it's time for a little show? ~~~~~~
April: No, it's time to get ready for yoga and support group.
25.
"He called you a baby killer." Secrets and Lies
Abby: He called you a baby killer.
26.
"Life's too short to be scared." Grey's Anatomy
Callie: Life's too short to be scared. So, screw the gap. Let Ethan razz your berries, goose your gander, tickle your tail feathers, cup your coconuts, rock your rump, poke your hontas, wallop your wonderland!