Quotables from Week Ending Jan 8, 2015

Our writers captured the following memorable quotes for the week ending Jan. 8, 2015.

1. "That's right, pick the only two times in history where things got messy." The Simpsons

Homer: Look at all these knobs and buttons. They're clearly a superior race. Maybe that means they'll be nice to us. ~ Lisa: You mean like Europeans were to the Native Americans or the Belgians were to The Congo? ~ Homer: That's right, pick the only two times in history where things got messy.

2. "Let's start with words beginning with A." Marvel's Agent Carter

Peggy: What kind of thing is that, Agent Thompson, the alphabet? I can teach you. Let's start with words beginning with "A."

3. "I've never played basketball." The Mindy Project

Jeremy: I've never played basketsball. I'm sure I'll pick it up. Who's going to be goalie?

4. "I'm not here to redecorate." Forever

Jo: Hi val, remember me? I'm not here to redecorate.

5. "I don't like to get in the middle of these things..." Chicago Fire

Herrmann: Dawson, I don't like to get in the middle of these things, but you sound like someone who's trying to convince themselves they made the right decision.

6. "No. I don't want to." NCIS

Palmer: No. I don't want to. ~ Ducky: You don't want to what, Mr. Palmer? ~ Palmer: I don't want to know how much her liver weighs. I don't want to catalogue her scars. Most of all, I don't want to cut open another friend. Think I've had my limit.