Quotables from Week Ending Dec. 18, 2014
Carissa Pavlica
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7. "The Drop House." -- Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Jake: The Drop House. Perfect name for a port-a-potty company. As soon as we get out of here I'm taking that straight to Shark Tank.
8. "Shots?" -- Once Upon a Time
Regina: I'm not in the mood for a hope speech, Emma.
Emma: You're mistaking me for my mother. Besides you don't need a speech, you need a drinking buddy. Shots?
9. "I wasn't in love with them." -- The Newsroom
Maggie: Have you had a lot of long distance relationships? ~
Jim: Yes. ~
Maggie: Have any of them worked? ~
Jim: No. ~
Maggie: Then why is this different? ~
Jim: I wasn't in love with them. ~
10. "I am here, Wade, to seduce you." -- Hart of Dixie
Wade: What's going on here? ~
Zoe: I am here, Wade, to seduce you. ~
Wade: You know, most people don't announce it first. ~
Zoe: I just wanted to make sure you were aware of what was happening because this, my friend, is happening.
11. "No, not a meat steak." -- Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce
Phoebe: She's wearing a black halter top and black shorts and she's holding a stake. No, not a meat steak.
12. "This isn't some midlife crisis." -- The Affair
Noah: I love her, Max. I wasn't lookin' for this. I tried to get away from it, but I keep comin' back to her. This isn't some midlife crisis.
