Quotables from Week Ending Dec. 18, 2014
Carissa Pavlica
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We picked our favorite quotes from shows we cover for the week ending Thursday, Dec. 18, 2014.
1. "I'm not a third grade girl with pigtails..." -- Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Capt. Holt: You remember my nephew Marcus, the thirty-one year old? He asked me to ask you if you are single. I told him I'm not a third grade girl with pigtails passing love letters.
2. "Please hold for Mr. Malcontent." -- Hawaii Five-0
Danny: Well if it is the governor tell him you spent this morning vandalizing his trees. ~
Steve: Please hold for Mr. Malcontent
3. "How many ways can I mean human skulls?!" -- The Librarians
Jacob: We found something weird too. ~
Eve: I found a room full of really old art. ~
Jacob: We found a room full of human skulls! ~
Eve: What do you mean, human skulls? ~
Jacob: How many ways can I mean human skulls?!
4. "Do I sound a little stressed? No matter." -- Grimm
Wu: Uh, I'm not sure I understand what "average" is anymore in this city. Not that I have any opinion that makes sense, 'cause, you know, I'm ready to go "vampire" or "wolfman." Do I sound a little stressed? No matter.
5. "I want eyes on Charleston." -- State of Affairs
Constance: I want eyes on Charleston. Every move she makes. Every word she utters. I want to know everything.
6. "I guess I am kind of bringing it with this hoodie." -- Cristela
Josh: Um, you know I, I kind of like seeing you outside of work. ~
Cristela: Oh yeah? ~
Josh: Yeah. ~
Cristela: I guess I am kind of bringing it with this hoodie.
