Quotables from Week Ending Dec. 18, 2014

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We picked our favorite quotes from shows we cover for the week ending Thursday, Dec. 18, 2014.

1. "I'm not a third grade girl with pigtails..." -- Brooklyn Nine-Nine

"I'm not a third grade girl with pigtails..." -- Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Capt. Holt: You remember my nephew Marcus, the thirty-one year old? He asked me to ask you if you are single. I told him I'm not a third grade girl with pigtails passing love letters.

2. "Please hold for Mr. Malcontent." -- Hawaii Five-0

"Please hold for Mr. Malcontent." -- Hawaii Five-0
Danny: Well if it is the governor tell him you spent this morning vandalizing his trees. ~ Steve: Please hold for Mr. Malcontent

3. "How many ways can I mean human skulls?!" -- The Librarians

"How many ways can I mean human skulls?!" -- The Librarians
Jacob: We found something weird too. ~ Eve: I found a room full of really old art. ~ Jacob: We found a room full of human skulls! ~ Eve: What do you mean, human skulls? ~ Jacob: How many ways can I mean human skulls?!

4. "Do I sound a little stressed? No matter." -- Grimm

"Do I sound a little stressed? No matter." -- Grimm
Wu: Uh, I'm not sure I understand what "average" is anymore in this city. Not that I have any opinion that makes sense, 'cause, you know, I'm ready to go "vampire" or "wolfman." Do I sound a little stressed? No matter.

5. "I want eyes on Charleston." -- State of Affairs

"I want eyes on Charleston." -- State of Affairs
Constance: I want eyes on Charleston. Every move she makes. Every word she utters. I want to know everything.

6. "I guess I am kind of bringing it with this hoodie." -- Cristela

"I guess I am kind of bringing it with this hoodie." -- Cristela
Josh: Um, you know I, I kind of like seeing you outside of work. ~ Cristela: Oh yeah? ~ Josh: Yeah. ~ Cristela: I guess I am kind of bringing it with this hoodie.

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