Quotables from Week Ending April 23, 2015

What were some great quotes? Check these out from the week ending April 23, 2015.
1. The first time I kissed my wife, she wasn't my wife then, she was just this girl in a bar....

The first time I kissed my wife, she wasn't my wife then, she was just this girl in a bar. But when we kissed, it was like, I gotta tell you, it was like I'd never kissed any other woman before. It was like my first kiss. The right kiss.
Derek
2. You didn't summon us, we came because it's time to talk. Oh, and you left your front door...

Nick: I can't believe we summoned witches.
Ruth: You didn't summon us, we came because it's time to talk. Oh, and you left your front door unlocked.
3. Oh yes you are. Deep dish pizzas, strawberry daiquiris. You like the finer things in life.

Grover: Can I get a strawberry daiquiri?
Steve: Did you say strawberry daiquiri?
Grover: I am comfortable in my manhood brother.
Steve: Oh yes you are. Deep dish pizzas, strawberry daiquiris. You like the finer things in life.
4. It's not what Valhalla did to me, it's what I do in Valhalla.

It's not what Valhalla did to me, it's what I do in Valhalla.
Tamsin
5. Vera, you experienced things today you don't understand. You're trying to deny it, but you...

Vera, you experienced things today you don't understand. You're trying to deny it, but you feel it. Nothing is random. Nothing. Is it coincidence? Everything is happening for a reason, and you have an important part to play.
The Man
6. Aye, same to you my friend.

Claire: If you really are a witch, now would be the perfect time to use your powers.
Geillis: Aye, same to you my friend.