Quotables for Week Ending March 11, 2016

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7. Grimm

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Monroe: My family hunted here for like hundreds of years!
Nick: And when you say 'hunted,' you mean...?
Monroe: Oh! Lots of stuff...

Monroe: My family hunted here for like hundreds of years! Nick: And when you say 'hunted,' you mean...? Monroe: Oh! Lots of stuff...

8. The Originals

Elijah mikaelson

Freya: It’s only been a couple of days since the sire link was broken. Must you fall into crippling paranoia already?
Elijah: That’s a default setting.

Freya: It’s only been a couple of days since the sire link was broken. Must you fall into crippling paranoia already? Elijah: That’s a...

9. Quantico

Alex testifies quantico

Caleb: Okay rocket man, here's how this is going to go down: I'm going to smack you around a little silly, and you're just gonna try not to bruise too much.

Caleb: Okay rocket man, here's how this is going to go down: I'm going to smack you around a little silly, and you're just gonna try not...

10. The Last Man on Earth

Mike crashlands the last man on earth season 2 episode 11

You know what else has a permanent hole in it? Your head! Get it together. You can't give up. You just came from outer space, you freakin' fart-face. Now wake up!

Young Phil
You know what else has a permanent hole in it? Your head! Get it together. You can't give up. You just came from outer space, you...

11. Vinyl

Turning on the charm vinyl

I'd offer you a drink, but you're an asshole.

Richie
I'd offer you a drink, but you're an asshole.

12. Family Guy

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Stewie: I want you to come inside me while I'm asleep.
Brian: No, don't say it like that.

Stewie: I want you to come inside me while I'm asleep. Brian: No, don't say it like that.

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When Tishka went into space, the world started to dream again. If people were sad, or scared, or alone, they would look up at the sky and see Tishka, and be reminded that everything is possible. And following in his footsteps, people went to space too. He had never dreamed of going to space, but fate intervened. And once he got there, he could not go back. He left a puppy on Earth, his beloved Sashenka. Now, Tishka circles the Moon. He's looking out the porthole, thinking, "Everything would have been so much easier if I had been someone else; if I could be an Earth dog." But what could Tishka do? Tishka is not an Earth dog; Tishka is a space dog.

Misha

When I came to this country, I was a young man, but my heart was like yours. I was sad, angry, and scared. When I met Miriam, I didn't know we would fall in love. We started as friends, or she tried to be my friend, but I wasn't interested. We worked together at the World Relief Fund. I was so sad that we couldn't help all of the people. Miriam told stories from the Old Testament. About people who had so many troubles, slaves who wanted to leave the desert. They had no food nor water. But in all of this, God came to their rescue and helped them. I used to make fun of God. I was just like you. I didn't believe there was a God who can do wonders. Then, my life started to improve. The pain in my heart also started to fade away. I started to think about the slaves in the desert. I thought it was their will, their faith in each other, that made God possible in the desert. Maybe we make God. God does not make us. Kwesi, me and Miriam are not asking you to believe in what we believe in. Also, we are not asking you to think about us as your mother and father. We are telling you the important things so that you can follow and choose when you want.

Kwesi's Father