Quotables for Week Ending January 20, 2017

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13. The Bachelor

Hometown visit the bachelor

I have tried so many times to make cheese pasta... but I can't make cheese pasta like her.

Corinne
I have tried so many times to make cheese pasta... but I can't make cheese pasta like her.

14. Scorpion

Grifting skills scorpion

Veronica: I mean yes I threw you in the deep end when you were a child, but you learned how to swim on your own.
Paige: You're turning abandonment into a recipe for successful parenting?
Veronica: You can't argue with success.

Veronica: I mean yes I threw you in the deep end when you were a child, but you learned how to swim on your own. Paige: You're turning...

15. Timeless

Flynn abducts lucy timeless

Rufus: Crackerjack. I used to love these as a kid.
George: As a kid? Those debuted at the Fair yesterday.

Rufus: Crackerjack. I used to love these as a kid. George: As a kid? Those debuted at the Fair yesterday.

16. Lucifer

Happy days lucifer season 2 episode 11

Lucifer: Are you jealous detective?
Chloe: No. I'm just trying to piece together a timeline. A lot can happen in five minutes.
Lucifer: You can't be suggesting...
Chloe: ...that you slept with her? I'm not.
Lucifer: But that I'm a two-pump chump? If we slept together, she wouldn't have left until the morning. Believe me.

Lucifer: Are you jealous detective? Chloe: No. I'm just trying to piece together a timeline. A lot can happen in five minutes. Lucifer:...

17. Bones

The acid dump bones

Aubrey: This is a black kale, chia smoothie.
Booth: Why are you drinking that? Did you lose a bet or something?
Brennan: Do you have an infected lesion?

Aubrey: This is a black kale, chia smoothie. Booth: Why are you drinking that? Did you lose a bet or something? Brennan: Do you have an...

18. Homeland

Homeland cast pic

Saul: She'll learn to love us.
Dar: I'm not sure where all this rosy optimism is coming from, but I don't like it.

Saul: She'll learn to love us. Dar: I'm not sure where all this rosy optimism is coming from, but I don't like it.

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Hamish: Vera, I don’t think you’re selfish. You’re demanding and weirdly ticklish, but you’re not selfish.
Vera: How can you be so sure?
Hamish: Because of all the times you could have killed us, but you didn’t because you wanted us to learn, to live.
[Hamish reaches for Vera’s cheek]
Vera: Don’t.
Hamish: It’s alright to let someone care about you.
Vera: There’s no point.
Hamish: You performed the Fors Factoram?
[A tear rolls down Vera’s cheek]

Float like a butterfly, sting like a Jujubee!

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