Quotables for Week Ending January 20, 2017

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1. The Vampire Diaries

Stefan returns to mystic falls the vampire diaries season 8 epis

Dorian: How dumb do you think I am?
Seline: On a scale from Matt to Alaric, you're right in the middle.

Dorian: How dumb do you think I am? Seline: On a scale from Matt to Alaric, you're right in the middle.

2. The Young Pope

Lenny the young pope season 1 episode 1

Lenny: I will never get over my aversion to tourists.
Gutierrez: Why is that Holy Father?
Lenny: Because they are just passing through.

Lenny: I will never get over my aversion to tourists. Gutierrez: Why is that Holy Father? Lenny: Because they are just passing through.

3. The Blacklist

Liz takes the stage the blacklist season 4 episode 11

I'd stand, but after all these years, I still get aroused when I close a deal.

Red
I'd stand, but after all these years, I still get aroused when I close a deal.

4. Gotham

Hanging around gotham season 3 episode 12

Doesn't anyone die in Gotham anymore?

Bullock
Doesn't anyone die in Gotham anymore?

5. The Affair

The unthinkable the affair

Grieving Girl: What'd you do?
Alison: I had an affair. I wouldn't recommend it. It didn't turn out well.

Grieving Girl: What'd you do? Alison: I had an affair. I wouldn't recommend it. It didn't turn out well.

6. NCIS: Los Angeles

The mole strikes again ncis los angeles

A friend and an early mentor always used to say, 'A woman is like a teabag. You never know how strong she is until she gets into hot water.'

Hetty
A friend and an early mentor always used to say, 'A woman is like a teabag. You never know how strong she is until she gets into hot...

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