7. Blue Bloods
What I do know is if that book gets published, you're handing your enemies a bat to beat you with, with nails sticking out of the business end.Garrett
I don't know how much more of that I can take without stabbing him in the neck with a broken beer bottle.Fiona
9. Downton Abbey
I just don't want to be a servant on my wedding day. Is that so wrong?Mrs. Hughes
10. Family Guy
Thanks for coming to my big night, Brian. I see you got all dressed up in your exposed weiner.Stewie
11. The Good Wife
Cary: You committed fraud.
David Lee: No, I committed selective depositing.
12. Criminal Minds
Cat: And keep in mind that the only reason you're not dead now is because I did learn something important.
Reid: Oh really? What's that?
Cat: Your backup. I flushed them out. It's just you and me now.
Lewis: Guess again, bitch.