Quotables for Week Ending January 14, 2016

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7. Blue Bloods

Frank worries blue bloods

What I do know is if that book gets published, you're handing your enemies a bat to beat you with, with nails sticking out of the business end.

Garrett
What I do know is if that book gets published, you're handing your enemies a bat to beat you with, with nails sticking out of the...

8. Shameless

Its carl

I don't know how much more of that I can take without stabbing him in the neck with a broken beer bottle.

Fiona
I don't know how much more of that I can take without stabbing him in the neck with a broken beer bottle.

9. Downton Abbey

The villages stock show downton abbey

I just don't want to be a servant on my wedding day. Is that so wrong?

Mrs. Hughes
I just don't want to be a servant on my wedding day. Is that so wrong?

10. Family Guy

Stewie becomes a star family guy

Thanks for coming to my big night, Brian. I see you got all dressed up in your exposed weiner.

Stewie
Thanks for coming to my big night, Brian. I see you got all dressed up in your exposed weiner.

11. The Good Wife

The whole family the good wife

Cary: You committed fraud.
David Lee: No, I committed selective depositing.

Cary: You committed fraud. David Lee: No, I committed selective depositing.

12. Criminal Minds

Reids date criminal minds

Cat: And keep in mind that the only reason you're not dead now is because I did learn something important.
Reid: Oh really? What's that?
Cat: Your backup. I flushed them out. It's just you and me now.
Lewis: Guess again, bitch.

Cat: And keep in mind that the only reason you're not dead now is because I did learn something important. Reid: Oh really? What's that?...

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