Quotables for the Week Ending October 22, 2015

This week Caroline is stuck listening to some less than savory information about Stefan's past on The Vampire Diaries, and Joe West shares some similarly bad news about his past with Iris' mother with his daughter.
There are quotes about Taylor Swift, zits, mice and just how obscene googling can sound when you stop to think about it.
Find out what else was rockin' the small screen when you scroll through the quotables photo gallery for the week ending Thursday, October 22, 2015!
1. The Vampire Diaries

I just spent my day reliving Stefan's first time. I really don't feel like talking about my dead mother with my hostage taker. But thanks.
Caroline
2. Reign

Mary: You and I are...we're not just royalty. We're more than an alliance. We're different. We love each other.
Francis: And we always will.
3. Blue Bloods

Touch that horn one more time and I'm gonna feed you the steering wheel.
Eddie
4. Doctor Who

Ashildr: You think they're all idiots, don't you?
The Doctor: What, you mean the rest of the universe? Basically, yes I do.
Ashildr: But they're kind and brave and strong. And I love them.
The Doctor: Good, but that won't save you.
5. The Leftovers

Laurie: Why are we losing?
Tom: Because they're giving them something. I mean, we can strip it away, but once it's gone? We have nothing to put back in its place.
6. Homeland

Carrie: The point is that the meds have saved my life, literally, but something is lost, too.
Jonas: The elation.
Carrie: It's more than that. There's this window, when you've got all this crazy energy, but you're still lucid, you're still making sense and that's always when I did my best work.