Veronica: What the hell is a "Sticky Maple"? Kevin: It's kinda what it sounds like. It's a Riverdale thing. Veronica: No, Kevin, it's a slut-shaming thing. And I'm neither a slut nor am I going to be shamed by someone named, excuse me, Chuck Clayton! Does he really think he can get away with this? Does he not know who I am?! I will cut the brakes on his supped-up phallic symbol.
Kevin: Okay, Veronica, I’m obsessed with everything that just happened. Veronica: Thank you! It helps to be off-book and in full costume. Betty: Don’t be so modest, you are the literally embodiment of Chris. Never has a role been perfectly typecast. Archie: Betty! Veronica: What was that, Betty? Betty: I mean think about it: Spoiled rich girl, check. Major daddy issues, check. Bad to the bone, trying to control everyone around her, including her boyfriend and best friend. Check, check, check.