Bill Avery - When Calls the Heart
Expect Bill Avery to climb up on his high horse and let you know who's boss. Parades can be boisterous, but if Bill had his way, there probably wouldn't even be a parade.
Sheldon Cooper - The Big Bang Theory
Sheldon will never understand the point of enjoying time outdoors. Even if you tried to slip him some booze to calm him down, he'd overanalyze what you were giving him to drink.
Logan Roy - Succession
Logan is a ruthless bastard who'd steal your front row seats if the opportunity arose. He'd also have no problems telling you what he thinks of your husband, kids, friends, and anyone else that comes his way.
Temperance Brennan - Bones
Can you imagine Bones at any type of social gathering? Neither can we. She'd make you crazy with her annoying, robotic voice. Even worse would be her inability to understand the joy in sitting around and doing nothing.
Brain Griffin - Family Guy
If there's something to criticize about the American way of life, Brian is the one you can count on to let you know. All you want to do is enjoy the sights and sounds of the parade, not have it ruined by a know-it-all dog.
Castiel - Supernatural
He's an angel. Of course, he's going to judge everything you do that might not be on the right side of things.