Elektra Wintour - Pose
First of all, Elektra wouldn't know how to dress down for a parade. Besides that, she'd probably prance around the entire parade route demanding people take notice of her and compliment her fabulous outfits. Not only would she spoil your fun, but she'd also spoil everyone else's too!
Chidi Anagonye - The Good Place
Don't ask Chidi to help you pick a spot because the parade will be over before you even sit down. And while it's not a horrible thing to have to make all the decisions, someone who is as constantly indecisive as Chidi is will spoil any chance of fun.
Abe Weissman - The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
Sometimes parents can put a damper on the fun, but Abe Weissman is the king of that particular department. He'll find fault in even the smallest of things, and if you think you can hide a little booze in your bag, think again. Abe will take it from you and throw it straight in the trash.
Olivia Benson - Law & Order: SVU
Benson is too uptight and serious to even begin to know how to have fun. Not only that, she's a cop, and if you step out of line, she won't hesitate to cuff you.
Mary Louise Wright - Big Little Lies
Mary Louise will find something wrong with everything. From your outfit to the beer you brought along to where you decided to sit, Mary Louise will complain. She'd even complain about the weather being too hot or too cold even if it was perfect. You couldn't drink enough alcohol to erase her misery from your mind.
Marjorie Armstrong-Perugian - Mom
Marjorie will embarrass you to no end. When the firemen come walking down the street, she'll be the first one to run out and try to grab something on them or any other guy who looks like he's worth her time.