36 Lafayette Reynolds Quotes from True Blood

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We're recalling some of the best lines from Lafayette Reynolds on True Blood.

Nobody could deliver a line like Nelsan Ellis.

Enjoy!

1. Hey, Hookah. How you doin'? what are you doing here? I work he...

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Lafayette: Hey, Hookah. How you doin'? what are you doing here?
Tara: I work here.
Lafayette: Oh, no the hell you don't!
Tara: Oh, yes the hell I do too, you ugly bitch.
Lafayette: Shit. Sam must've lost his damned mind because you should not be allowed to work in no situation where you actually have to interact with the people

Lafayette: Hey, Hookah. How you doin'? what are you doing here? Tara: I work here. Lafayette: Oh, no the hell you don't! Tara: Oh, yes...

2. All right, all right. I is on my way. But you might got ta find ...

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Lafayette: All right, all right. I is on my way. But you might got ta find your own ride home. Just in case I get lucky.
Tara: Whatchu mean if you get lucky? Your standards are so low you always get lucky

Lafayette: All right, all right. I is on my way. But you might got ta find your own ride home. Just in case I get lucky. Tara: Whatchu...

3. I shouldn't have lost it like that. Don't you feel sorry for y...

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Sookie: I shouldn't have lost it like that.
Tara: Don't you feel sorry for yellin' at that snoopy old bitch. She's been stickin' her nose where it don't belong for years.
Lafayette: Say it. I mean, if she talked any more shit she'd be shaped like a toilet

Sookie: I shouldn't have lost it like that. Tara: Don't you feel sorry for yellin' at that snoopy old bitch. She's been stickin' her nose...

4. It felt like... It felt like every single care or worry or saddn...

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Sookie [describing Bill biting her]: It felt like... It felt like every single care or worry or saddness I've ever had was just flowin' out of me and into him. And, yeah it hurt at first. But when I relaxed, it didn't hurt at all.
Lafayette: I was always scared to let him bite me. I don't know, Sookie. I just think that when there's blood involved, a line been crossed.
Sookie: Oh, I definitely crossed a line and glad I did.
Lafayette: Well you go ahead on, hookah with your badass. Good for you. It ain't possible to live unless you crossin' somebody's line.

Sookie [describing Bill biting her]: It felt like... It felt like every single care or worry or saddness I've ever had was just flowin'...

5. If you die I'm gonna be really pissed That makes two of us

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Tara: If you die I'm gonna be really pissed
Lafayette: That makes two of us

Tara: If you die I'm gonna be really pissed Lafayette: That makes two of us

6. Make me a vampire. I beg your pardon? You can put me to work...

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Lafayette: Make me a vampire.
Eric: I beg your pardon?
Lafayette: You can put me to work in the bar...I'm a good dancer you've seen it on my site. (Eric walks around to him) Shit, I'd get up there and I'd move Earth and Heaven go-go style.
Eric: You are aware there's a gaping hole in your leg? You're damaged goods.
Lafayette: Not if you turn me. I'd be good as ever. Look I...I'm already a person of poor moral character. So, I hit the ground running and I damn near glamour people already. Gimme what ya'll got...not only will I be a bad-ass vampire, but I'd be your bad-ass vampire

Lafayette: Make me a vampire. Eric: I beg your pardon? Lafayette: You can put me to work in the bar...I'm a good dancer you've seen it on...

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