19 Priceless Quotes from Riverdale Bombshell Cheryl Blossom

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It's no secret that Cheryl Blossom is easily one of Riverdale's best characters. She's deep, complex, emotionally driven, and she also has a sense of humor that helps add a comedic effect to an otherwise dark show. 

Cheryl's one-liners and her hilarious nicknames can make us laugh no matter the circumstance, and to be honest, Riverdale would be pretty dull without her. 

Although there are way too many to count, here's 19 of the funniest Riverdale quotes from Cheryl Blossom. 

To see Cheryl in action, watch Riverdale online. It's always better to see the words coming from her mouth, after all!

1. When the queen's coming through

When the queen's coming through
When they don't part like the Red Sea, sometimes you just have to make them.

2. What's could be worse than a serial killer?

What's could be worse than a serial killer?
A serial killer on bath salts.

3. The party can't crash itself

The party can't crash itself
Everyone knows the party doesn't start 'til Cheryl walks in.

4. All great love stories start with "Queen of the Buskers"

All great love stories start with "Queen of the Buskers"
What's that thing they say about a fine line between love and hate?

5. Everyone knows where the best spot is

Everyone knows where the best spot is
Cheryl knows what's up. The food. Always go for the food.

6. Trying to subtly discuss your fave movie

Trying to subtly discuss your fave movie
Ever want to throw in a real-life reference to your favorite movie? It's a daily struggle.

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Riverdale Quotes

Cheryl: Well, well, well. Stop the presses! The Riverdale rag finally reported a story accurately. Not only is there going to some hideous janky parade snaking its way through town, you four are the architects of this outrage.
Veronica: What’s your problem, Cheryl?
Cheryl: My problem, Veronica, is that the Fourth of July is a day of tragedy for Riverdale. Not celebration. Or have you forgotten what happened to my poor brother Jason?
Betty: Cheryl, Riverdale hasn’t held a parade out of respect for what happened to your brother in like years. It’s time.
Jughead: I mean, you don’t have to come.
Cheryl: Oh, I’ll be there, Insufferable Smurf. Front and center. With a sign of protest in one hand and a horn of compressed air to silence any revelry in the other.

Kevin: Okay, Veronica, I’m obsessed with everything that just happened.
Veronica: Thank you! It helps to be off-book and in full costume.
Betty: Don’t be so modest, you are the literally embodiment of Chris. Never has a role been perfectly typecast.
Archie: Betty!
Veronica: What was that, Betty?
Betty: I mean think about it: Spoiled rich girl, check. Major daddy issues, check. Bad to the bone, trying to control everyone around her, including her boyfriend and best friend. Check, check, check.