On-screen sex is supposed to be sexy. It's supposed to put you in a mood and set your heart afire.
Unfortunately, not all TV sex does that. Sometimes TV sex is so bad it makes you cringe.
Here are 13 sex scenes we wish we never saw!
Daddy's Girl - Empire
Hakeem has had some strange bedfellows. It's clear he enjoys older women (Camilla, anyone?), but sleeping with your dad's ex-wife is taking it a little far. Sure, Anika planned the whole thing out in her sick little mind to punish Lucius, but however you look at it, it's enough to make our skin crawl. To make it even weirder, Anika got pregnant with Hakeem's baby then ended up remarrying Lucius! The Lyons are just great, aren't they?
One Man Job - American Horror Story
Ben couldn't help but crave Moira's sexy little body. It was the maid's uniform that pushed him over the edge. Every time he saw her he wanted to jump her bones. She was such the tease. When he couldn't stand it anymore, he did what any sane man would do, he pleasured himself. He didn't seem to enjoy it and neither did we.
The Creation - Preacher
Preacher tested the limits of good taste on "Dirty Little Secrets" which featured a cold open of Jesus romping in the sack with a random woman. We could live with the idea of Jesus having sex, but being subjected to several minutes of Jesus and the woman moaning and moving in ecstasy only reminded us of those uncomfortable moments when you heard your parents having sex in the other room. It's something we will never recover from!
Back Door Man - Girls
Girls was full of uncomfortable sex scenes, but one of the first was Adam and Hannah's first time together. Adam mistakenly thinking they were going to have anal sex was bad enough, but the scene reached its peak when Adam insisted Hannah stay quiet as they continued lumbering along. It was the most unromantic sex scene ever, and one that will haunt us forever!
Don't Talk - GLOW
Ruth deciding to have sex with Debbie's husband was a bad move, but what was worse was, well, everything about this scene. If you're going to go all the way with your best friend's husband at least try to make it enjoyable. Instead, it was awkward when she kept telling the guy to be quiet as she tried to reach her moment of satisfaction. Living dildo, anyone?
Cyber Sex - The Big Bang Theory
When you can't be with the one you love, just do it cyber style. That's what Leonard and Priya attempted after she moved back to India. The idea was grand, the execution? Not so much! Leonard made it awkward by writing down his dirty talk and reading off a piece of paper, all the while trying to look sexy on screen. And while all of this was happening, Sheldon was in the other room shouting out instructions when computer troubles interrupted the fun. The whole thing might have been a laugh a minute, but all we were left with was a pit in the bottom of our stomachs.
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