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Two and a Half Men Season 8

"That Darn Priest"

Rose learns the truth behind Alan's Ponzi scheme, while he finally "meets" Manny.

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"Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak"

Charlie and Rose continue their affair, while Alan takes Ponzi scheme investments into his Chiropractor business.

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"Lookin' for Japanese Subs"

Charlie becomes obsessed with the recently married Rose; Jake and Eldridge try and make their own homemade Jackass.

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"Skunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup"

When Charlie and Lyndsey become friends, Alan's jealousy gets the better of him.

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"Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead"

When Charlie and Courtney break up, Charlie falls into a depression and goes to see his old psychiatrist.

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"Dead from the Waist Down"

When Alan can't afford to buy Lyndsey a present, he gets creative.

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"Ow, Ow, Don't Stop"

Courtney (Jenny McCarthy) returns after spending three years in prison for conning Charlie out of money.

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"A Good Time in Central Africa"

While Berta goes on vacation, Charlie gets a replacement; Alan thinks Lyndsey's ex (Judd Nelson) is stalking him.

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"Springtime on a Stick"

Charlie and Alan try to set their mother up with Russell (Martin Mull), the pharmacist.

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"The Crazy Bitch Gazette"

Rose returns and Charlie's new girlfriend, Michelle (Liz Vassey) can't deal with her stalking.

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"Twanging Your Magic Clanger"

Charlie has trouble adjusting to dating an older woman, Michelle (Liz Vassey); Alan stays at home all weekend with his hand.

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"The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel"

Alan pretends to be Charlie at home while the latter is off getting plastic surgery.

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"Hookers, Hookers, Hookers"

Alan, Lyndsey, Jake and Eldritch move into Charlie after Alan burns Lyndsey's home down.

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"A Pudding-Filled Cactus"

Despite moving in with Lindsey, Alan continues to use Charlie's house as his love shack with Melissa.

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"A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer"

When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie is willing to do anything to get his brother to agree.

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"Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"

The eighth season of Two and a Half Men kicks off with this episode. During the half hour, Charlie decides to cut back on drinking.

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Two and a Half Men Season 8 Quotes

Charlie: For every gorgeous woman out there's a guy tired of banging her.
Alan: But that guy is never me.

Charlie: Oh, try MalibuPuddingGirls.com.
Alan: Pudding Girls?
Charlie: Trust me.
Alan: Oh ... ew.