Two and a Half Men

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After finding out Jake spent Spring Break with Judith's parents, Evelyn demands that Jake spend the night at her place.  Though Alan and Charlie dislike the idea, they drop him off and head to the bars to drink away their concerns.

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Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 23 Quotes

Jake [about spending night at grandma's]: What did I ever do to you?
Alan: It's not a punishment.
Jake: It's not a prize. I'm calling Mom

Evelyn: Good Lord, are you picking your nose?!?
Jake: I had to. There was stuff in it.
Evelyn: And just where were you planning to put it?
Jake: I didn't really have a plan