Two and a Half Men

"Does This Smell Funny to You?"

Charlie sleeps with a woman (Karen Trella) who turns out to be married to an old man, Norman (Orson Bean), that seems very much like an older Charlie. Meanwhile, Jake ...

"That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother"

Evelyn buys Alan a sports car and, as Charlie warns him, expects a favor in return. Evelyn makes Alan go on a blind double date with her.

"I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey"

When Charlie and Alan get into a fight, Rose tries to step in and mediate.

"It Was Mame, Mom"

Charlie is invited to a party hosted by a gay ad-executive, Eric (David Starzyk), so Charlie brings Alan to pretend to be his life partner until he meets Eric's beauti...

"Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?"

When Judith decides to take a vacation, Alan has to take care of Jake during the week and finds out it's more work than he thought. When his IRS audit forces Charlie t...

"Those Big Pink Things with Coconut"

Charlie and Alan throw out Evelyn when she insults the way Alan is raising Jake. When their mom ends up the hospital, they're not sure if it's real or a ploy to get ba...

"A Lungful of Alan"

Alan meets up with an old nerdy classmate he was friends with who has now become a beautiful woman. Alan gets very jealous when she seems to be showing more interest i...

"The Salmon Under My Sweater"

When Charlie has to write a theme song for a comic book, Oshikuru, Jake is a fan of, he tries to enlist his help. Meanwhile, Alan finds out more about Rose as he hangs...

"Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers"

When Alan meets Nancy (Kelley West) at the grocery store, she fulfills all his fantasies, forcing Charlie to take care of Jake while he's distracted. After knowing Nan...

"The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance"

Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a kid for fear he has a darkside until Charlie finally admits he planted the toy on Alan, changing his life forever.

"Go Get Mommy's Bra"

Alan gets jealous when Jake is impressed with his mother's new boyfriend, Dr. Melnick. Meanwhile, Evelyn borrows Charlie's car to impress her client, a Saudi prince.

"Enjoy Those Garlic Balls"

Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician, Dr. Melnick (Ryan Stiles), which initially upsets Alan until Charlie points out if they get married his alimony payments end.