Two and a Half Men

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Michael Bolton actually appears on the Two and a Half Men Season 10 premiere.

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My beautiful Angus, I rebmemer the day you were born like it was yesterday and yet so much has happened in the last 2 1/2 years. Your Dad and I had spent what felt like an eternity waiting for you to arrive. We tracked your every development and my ever-growing tummy with such excitement. We reported every Doctors visit and ultrasound to all the family (and anyone else we could). We were just so excited. I really couldn't believe I was going to become a Mummy, I just so desperately wanted to hold you, kiss you and tell you that no matter what I would love you with my whole heart till the very end. You came into this world without too much drama at 5:07 pm on the 19th January 2009 and before I knew it I was the proudest Mummy to Angus Edward Graham. You were a perfect little parcel of 3.29kg (7lb 4oz) and 50cm long. You were so alert and so handsome. I knew we were the most blessed parents and I knew we would now take you by the hand and walk beside you throughout your life in good times and bad.Darling so far you have given us countless joy, so much laughter and love. You are growing into such a wonderful little man and I know you will make a great impression on this world in so many ways. I will be beside you always. Love you to the moon and back. XXMum

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Just cancel this show already....Two and a half men died last year....

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Get rid of Zoey and stop the decline of Alan down into a sleazoids loser. Both things are wrecking my favorite show

Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 1 Quotes

Alan: Wow, seems like just yesterday, he was an adorable, chubby-cheeked little boy catching a Frisbee on the beach in Santa Monica.
Berta: Now, he is a fuzz-face, buck private catching the clap from a whore in Tijuana.

Alan: Can I come live with you?
Evelyn: No
Alan: Oh, come one, Mom, I am going to be homeless, once he marries her; I am going to be living on the street.
Evelyn: Try to pick a street in Beverly Hills, so I visit you

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