Two and a Half Men

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Charlie jeopardizes Alan's divorce settlement when he sleeps with his beautiful attorney, Laura (guest star Heather Locklear).

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21

Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 21 Quotes

Charlie: Whoa, where are you going?
Jake: Looking for my Gameboy.
Charlie: Forget your Gameboy. It's a beautiful day. You can watch TV.
Jake: I don't want to watch TV. I want to play my Gameboy and it's in your room.
Charlie: Whew! When... The parental code that unlocks the pay channels is 1234

Charlie: What's wrong with my lifestyle?
Alan: Oh, no! We're not going down that road at $300 an hour

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