"Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie"

When Walden and Alan have dates with two beautiful women, the even is ruined by Lyndsey's jealousy on Two and a Half Men.

"Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants"

When Alan shares about his long time crush on Lynda Carter, Walden invites the former Wonder Woman star over for dinner on Two and a Half Men.

"Nangnangnangnang"

Walden and Alan are in for a major shock on the Two and a Half Men premiere: they meet Charlie's long lost daughter!

"Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped"

In the Two and a Half Men season 10 finale, Walden is surprised when he dates a 22 year old woman but ends up attracted to her grandmother. Marilu Henner guest stars.

  • 4.7 / 5.0
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"My Bodacious Vidalia"

Walden helps Alan get back into the dating game with an image make over on Two and a Half Men.

  • 2.0 / 5.0
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"Another Night with Neil Diamond"

Walden tries to help life Alan's spirits when his breakup with Lyndsey leaves him crushed on Two and a Half Men.

  • 3.5 / 5.0
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"Bazinga! That's From a TV Show"

Alan and Walden get dragged into the fray when Jake cheats on his girlfriend with her 18 year old daughter on Two and a Half Men.

  • 5.0 / 5.0
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"Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon"

Walden and Alan's party plans go too far when they try to keep Herb from feeling lonely on Two and a Half Men.

  • 4.5 / 5.0
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"The 9.04 From Pemberton"

Alan and Walden have a huge fight causing Alan to move in with Herb on Two and a Half Men.

  • 3.0 / 5.0
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"Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries"

Alan doesn't think that Walden and his ex-wife are compatible when she and Walden consider giving it another try on Two and a Half Men.

  • 3.8 / 5.0
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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: Oh, try MalibuPuddingGirls.com.
Alan: Pudding Girls?
Charlie: Trust me.
Alan: Oh ... ew.

Jake: You smell like strawberries.
Sophie: It's my lip gloss.
Jake: Does it taste like it smells?
Sophie: You wanna find out?
Jake: Sure!
[Sophie leans in to kiss Jake, Jake uses a finger to wipe her lip gloss off, then proceeds to eat it]
Jake: Mm