The Simpsons Reviews

The Simpsons Review: Bongo was His Name-O

The Simpsons Review: Bongo was His Name-O

On the week's The Simpsons, Homer's callous treatment of Santa's Little Helper leads Grampa to tell the family about his childhood dog. Read the review to find why Homer's never loved a dog since.
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The Simpsons Review: A Sappy Story

The Simpsons Review: A Sappy Story

Homer discovers a message of hope in his own backyard on this week's The Simpsons. Read our review and find out how a simple story can really brighten an otherwise dull night.
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The Simpsons Review: Baby on Board?

The Simpsons Review: Baby on Board?

On this week's The Simpsons, Marge wants another baby, but Homer is less sure about the family addition. Read our review to see whether another Simpson will be joining the clan.
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The Simpsons Review: The 13th Baktun

The Simpsons Review: The 13th Baktun

The 23rd installment of The Simpsons Halloween special involved some amusingly horror-themed parodies. Check out our review to see which stories entertained and which fell short.
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The Simpsons Quotes

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

Mr. Burns: (reading Homer's letter) "Dear Mr. Burns. I'm so glad you enjoyed my son's blood, and your card was just great." Why Simpson, you've made my day, you're a true gentlemen.
Homer: Well I-
Mr. Burns: Hello, there's more. (continues reading) "In case you can't tell, I'm being sarcastic. You stink! You are a senile bucktoothed old mummy with bony girl arms and you smell like an elephant's butt!"