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The Simpsons Season 26 Episode 1 Review: Clown in the Dumps

The Simpsons Premiere: WHO DIED?

On The Simpsons Season 26 Episode 1, the town loses a beloved member and everyone reacts differently. Read the review to find out who will no longer be around!
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The Simpsons Quotes

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

Lisa: Dad, do you know what today is?
Homer: The vernal equinox?
Lisa: No! It's been two weeks since you got that tape. Let's get you on the scale!
(Homer gets on the scale)
You've gained thirteen pounds.
Homer: Disingenuous mountebanks with their subliminal chicanery! A pox on them!
(discards tape)