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Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

Ah he's a dumb kid, but he's an above average dog. Roll over, son!

Wiggum (on Ralphie)