When Ms. Hoover is out sick, Lisa falls for her new substitute teacher, Mr. Bergstrom. Meanwhile, Bart runs for class president against Martin.
Miss Hoover: You see, class, my Lyme Disease turned out to be (Spells on blackboard) psychosomatic.
Ralph: Does that mean you're crazy?
Janey: No, that means she was faking it.
Miss Hoover: No, actually, it was a little of both.
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Miss Hoover: He didn't touch my lesson plan. What did he teach you?
Lisa: That life is worth living.
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