The Office Reviews

The Office kicked off Michael Scott's final season with an episode titled "Nepotism." We've collected its funniest quotes in this review.
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Michael comes to grips with a realization about Donna, while Dwight and Angela fight it out over their baby contract and Jim and Pam fight to stay awake.
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Darryl punks Andy into thinking there's a conspiracy, while Michael learns via Facebook that Donna is married. "The Cover-Up" was The Office at its best.
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The Office Quotes

Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me... No, don't sue me. That is the opposite of the point that I'm trying to make.

Michael

When I was in college I used to get wicked hammered. My nickname was puke. I would chug a fifth of socos, sneak into a frat party, polish off a few people's empties, some brewskies, some Jell-O shots, do some body shots off myself, pass out, wake up the next morning, puke, rally, more soco, head to class. Probably would have gotten expelled if I had let it affect my grades, but I aced all my courses. They called me Ace. It was totally awesome. Got straight B's. They called me Buzz.

Andy