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The Office Review: Manatee Man

The Office Review: Manatee Man

Dwight and Clark faced the quite the challenge with a Manatee sized man this week. What were some of the other funniest moments from this week's The Office?
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The Office Review: Boom Mic Brian

The Office Review: Boom Mic Brian

Dwight attempted to bring his friends to work, while Pam hit it off with the boom mic operator during this week of The Office. Did the good outweigh the bad?
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The Office Review: Fire in the Hole

The Office Review: Fire in the Hole

Dwight attempts to keep employees at Dunder Mifflin while Pam and Jim get in a fight on this week's The Office. Read the review for all of the best moments...
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The Office Quotes

Dwight: What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years; she's never taken another lover. I don't care, I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me... No, don't sue me. That is the opposite of the point that I'm trying to make.

Michael