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27 Smooth Sailing TV 'Ships

27 Smooth Sailing TV 'Ships

These 27 couples show us that it is possible to have a great love story on television without all of that unnecessary drama. Isn't that refreshing?!?
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The Office Review: Return of the Teapot

The Office Review: Return of the Teapot

Dwight and Jim set out to find the perfect assistant to the Assistant to the Regional Manager on this week's penultimate The Office. Did they make the right choice?
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The Office Quotes

Dwight: What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years; she's never taken another lover. I don't care, I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me... No, don't sue me. That is the opposite of the point that I'm trying to make.

Michael