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The Office Review: Mood Swings for Michael

The Office Review: Mood Swings for Michael

The Office continued to plant the seeds of Michael's departure this week, as he had an interesting reaction in church. Browse through the episode funniest quotes in this review of "Christening."
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The Office Review: Olyphant-Riffic!

The Office Review: Olyphant-Riffic!

Timothy Olyphant was a welcome presence on The Office this week. The Justified star came aboard as a rival salesman and contributed to another hilarious episode.
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The Office Quotes

Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me... No, don't sue me. That is the opposite of the point that I'm trying to make.

Michael

Dwight: What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years; she's never taken another lover. I don't care, I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.