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When Michael has an accident with his George Foreman grill, he acts like a petulant child and even declares that he's disabled. Dwight, in an attempt to help him, has an accident of his own and undergoes a few personality changes.

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12

The Office Season 2 Episode 12 Quotes

I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me, and since I don't have a butler I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill, then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill. I go back to sleep again, then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me, it's a perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot. That's it, I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.

Michael

Creed: I was in an iron lung when I was a teenager.
Michael: How old are you?