Meredith: [reading birthday card] This one's from Michael, "Let's hope the only downsizing this year is that someone downsizes your age." Michael: Get it? 'Cause of the downsizing. Rumors. And 'cause you're old. Meredith: I get it. Michael: Meredith is so old...(how old is she?) Meredith is so old, that when she went to an antique store, they kept her. I got that off the internet, it's not mine. Hey Meredith, Liz Taylor called she wants her age back and her divorces back! Get it? 'Cause she's getting old, and she's been divorced what, twice?
Michael: Ah, This is our receptionist, Pam. PAM! PAM PAM! Pam Beesly. Uh, Pam has been with us, um, for forever... Right, Pam? Pam: Well, I don't know... Michael: If you think she's cute now, you should have seen her a couple of years ago! [growls] Pam: What? Michael: Uh, any messages?