The Office Season 1

"Hot Girl"

A hot girl comes to the office to sell purses, and every male in the office is immediately distracted by her beauty, attempting to win he...

"Basketball"

Michael organizes a basketball game - the office workers against the warehouse staff, with the losing team having to work on Saturday. J...

"The Alliance"

The staff hears rumors that the Scranton branch will be downsized, but Michael tries to distract everyone by throwing a birthday party &h...

"Health Care"

Michael doesn’t want to risk being unpopular with the staff, so he delegates the job of choosing a cheaper health care plan to Dwig...

"Diversity Day"

Due to Michael’s inappropriate comments, the office staff must sit through a seminar on diversity and tolerance. Offended at havin...

"Pilot"

Regional Manager Michael Scott learns his branch may be downsized and tries, unsuccessfully, to hide this information from his staff. Me...

Show:
The Office
Season:
1
Air Dates:
to
Total Episodes:
6

The Office Season 1 Quotes

Jim: Thanks Dwight.
Dwight: Retaliation. Tit for tit.
Jim: *That* is not the expression
Dwight: Well it should be.

Michael: People I respect, heroes of mine, would be: Bob Hope, um, Abraham Lincoln, definitely, Bono...uh, and probably God would be the fourth one. And, I just think all those people really, uh, helped the world in so many ways, that it's, um, it's really beyond words. It's really "incalculcable."