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The Office Season 1

"Hot Girl"

A hot girl comes to the office to sell purses, and every male in the office is immediately distracted by her beauty, attempting to win he...

"Basketball"

Michael organizes a basketball game - the office workers against the warehouse staff, with the losing team having to work on Saturday. J...

"The Alliance"

The staff hears rumors that the Scranton branch will be downsized, but Michael tries to distract everyone by throwing a birthday party &h...

"Health Care"

Michael doesn’t want to risk being unpopular with the staff, so he delegates the job of choosing a cheaper health care plan to Dwig...

"Diversity Day"

Due to Michael’s inappropriate comments, the office staff must sit through a seminar on diversity and tolerance. Offended at havin...

"Pilot"

Regional Manager Michael Scott learns his branch may be downsized and tries, unsuccessfully, to hide this information from his staff. Me...

Show:
Season:
1
Air Dates:
to
Total Episodes:
6

The Office Season 1 Quotes

Meredith: [reading birthday card] This one's from Michael, "Let's hope the only downsizing this year is that someone downsizes your age."
Michael: Get it? 'Cause of the downsizing. Rumors. And 'cause you're old.
Meredith: I get it.
Michael: Meredith is so old...(how old is she?) Meredith is so old, that when she went to an antique store, they kept her. I got that off the internet, it's not mine. Hey Meredith, Liz Taylor called she wants her age back and her divorces back! Get it? 'Cause she's getting old, and she's been divorced what, twice?

Michael: Ah, This is our receptionist, Pam. PAM! PAM PAM! Pam Beesly. Uh, Pam has been with us, um, for forever... Right, Pam?
Pam: Well, I don't know...
Michael: If you think she's cute now, you should have seen her a couple of years ago! [growls]
Pam: What?
Michael: Uh, any messages?

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