-Pete fights a wheelchair-bound man (Curb Your Enthusiasm's J.B. Smoove) for a pair of trendy sneakers.
-Taco teaches his family dog to smell whether sex has recently taken place--a skill Ruxin tries to use to his advantage at the office.
-Kevin and Jenny buy a player piano, in an attempt to get daughter Ellie started on a hobby, but they get more than they bargained for when it turns out that the piano can only play a single, racist song.
Repair Guy: I don't know who teaches a dog to bark at someone's dick!
Taco: This guy does!
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Taco: They left for their cruise, so they asked me to take care of Dicko.
Kevin: You know it's Ditka.
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