-Pete reconnects with an old crush (who just happens to be Frank "The Body" Gibiatti's sister), and tries to take revenge on her for humiliating him in high school.
-Charlie, Ellie's "boyfriend," spies on Kevin and Jenny having sex, and then blackmails Kevin into helping him with his science project.
-Ruxin finds out he has a low sperm count, and Taco offers him some very unorthodox treatments.
Taco: You can lead a horse to horse-c*ck, but you can't make him eat it.
Ruxin: That is not a Chinese proverb.
Taco: That's what it said on my fortune scrotum!
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Andre: Gina, you look absolutely stunning tonight.
Gina: Thank you, although it's not really a compliment coming from you, because you look like you run the jerk-off stand at a Romanian sex circus.
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