Sheldon: Why do you have the Chinese character for "soup" tattooed on your right buttock? Penny: It's not "soup," it's "courage." Sheldon: No it isn't. But I suppose it does take courage to demonstrate that kind of commitment to soup. Penny: How'd you see it? You said you wouldn't look. Sheldon: Sorry. As I told you, the hero always peeks.
Sheldon: I recently had a dream that I was giant, but everything around me was to scale, so it all looked normal. Leonard: How did you know you were a giant if everything was to scale? Sheldon: I was wearing size "a million" pants.