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It's The Butters Show!
Watch South Park Season 5 Episode 14
"Butters' Very Own Episode"
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When Butters survives an attempted murder by his mother, he travels back to South Park to make it in time for his parents' wedding anniversary at Bennigan's.

Kenny Actually Dies Picture
Watch South Park Season 5 Episode 13
"Kenny Dies"
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Kenny contracts a muscular disease and dies permanently on South Park.

John Travolta Using It
Watch South Park Season 5 Episode 11
"The Entity"
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Kyle's cousin, a stereotypical Jewish kid also named Kyle, comes to visit. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison creates an alternative to airplane travel.

Bid Laden on South Park
Watch South Park Season 5 Episode 9
"Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants"
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The boys go to Afghanistan to return a goat they received as a gift. The boys try to defend America and go up against Bid Laden.

Towelie Picture
Watch South Park Season 5 Episode 8
"Towelie"
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In order to get back their video game system, the boys must bring a talking towel to the government.

Mackey and Choksondik
Watch South Park Season 5 Episode 7
"Proper Condom Use"
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When the boys are found playing red rocket with the dogs, the schools are forced to teach sex education and a gender war begins.

Cartmanland Picture
Watch South Park Season 5 Episode 6
"Cartmanland"
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Kyle gets a hemorrhoid and begins to lose faith in God while Cartman inherits a million dollars that he uses to build an amusement park.

Scott Tenorman Picture
Watch South Park Season 5 Episode 4
"Scott Tenorman Must Die"
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Cartman tries to get revenge on Scott Tenorman after the older kid tricked him.

Cripple Fight Picture
Watch South Park Season 5 Episode 2
"Cripple Fight"
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Big Gay Al is fired as scoutmaster due to being homosexual; A new handicap boy, Jimmy, becomes Timmy's enemy.

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South Park Season 5 Quotes


Beef and lamb, chicken and ham,
Step to the left and clap your hands.
Gosh we love that chicken and ham.
Don't let it go to waste, chicken and ham.
clapping sound
Beef and lamb, chicken and ham,
Step to the left and clap your hands.
Got a little left, chicken and ham.
Don't let it go to waste, chicken and ham.
Beef and lamb, chicken and ham,
Step to the left and clap your hands.
Gosh we love that chicken and ham.
Don't let it go to waste, chicken and ham.

<i>Full lyrics to the song Terrance and Phillip sing, as used on the closing credits

Well, you know what I say about kids, they're all pink on the inside.

Mr. Grazier
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