South Park

Wednesdays 10:00 PM on Comedy Central
South park
TV Fanatic Works Better with Prime Instant Video
40,000 other titles are available to watch now.

Watch South Park Season 5 full episodes online, free and paid options via our partners and affiliates.

It's The Butters Show!
Watch South Park Season 5 Episode 14
"Butters' Very Own Episode"
Original Air Date:

When Butters survives an attempted murder by his mother, he travels back to South Park to make it in time for his parents' wedding anniversary at Bennigan's.

Kenny Actually Dies Picture
Watch South Park Season 5 Episode 13
"Kenny Dies"
Original Air Date:

Kenny contracts a muscular disease and dies permanently on South Park.

Here Comes the Neighborhood Pic
Watch South Park Season 5 Episode 12
"Here Comes the Neighborhood"
Original Air Date:

Tired of being teased for being rich, Token attracts several wealthy, black families to South Park.

John Travolta Using It
Watch South Park Season 5 Episode 11
"The Entity"
Original Air Date:

Kyle's cousin, a stereotypical Jewish kid also named Kyle, comes to visit. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison creates an alternative to airplane travel.

Butt Faces Picture
Watch South Park Season 5 Episode 10
"How to Eat with Your Butt"
Original Air Date:

When Cartman puts a picture of Kenny's butt on a milk carton, a family of butt faces come to South Park looking for their lost son.

Bid Laden on South Park
Watch South Park Season 5 Episode 9
"Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants"
Original Air Date:

The boys go to Afghanistan to return a goat they received as a gift. The boys try to defend America and go up against Bid Laden.

Towelie Picture
Watch South Park Season 5 Episode 8
"Towelie"
Original Air Date:

In order to get back their video game system, the boys must bring a talking towel to the government.

Mackey and Choksondik
Watch South Park Season 5 Episode 7
"Proper Condom Use"
Original Air Date:

When the boys are found playing red rocket with the dogs, the schools are forced to teach sex education and a gender war begins.

Cartmanland Picture
Watch South Park Season 5 Episode 6
"Cartmanland"
Original Air Date:

Kyle gets a hemorrhoid and begins to lose faith in God while Cartman inherits a million dollars that he uses to build an amusement park.

Behind the Blow Picture
Watch South Park Season 5 Episode 5
"Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow"
Original Air Date:

The boys try to reunite Terrance and Philip so they can perform at an Earth Day assembly.

Scott Tenorman Picture
Watch South Park Season 5 Episode 4
"Scott Tenorman Must Die"
Original Air Date:

Cartman tries to get revenge on Scott Tenorman after the older kid tricked him.

Super Best Friends Picture
Watch South Park Season 5 Episode 3
"Super Best Friends"
Original Air Date:

When a David Blaine cult comes to South Park, it's up to Stan, Jesus and the Superfirneds to stop them.

Cripple Fight Picture
Watch South Park Season 5 Episode 2
"Cripple Fight"
Original Air Date:

Big Gay Al is fired as scoutmaster due to being homosexual; A new handicap boy, Jimmy, becomes Timmy's enemy.

It Hits the Fan Picture
Watch South Park Season 5 Episode 1
"It Hits the Fan"
Original Air Date:

When a television crime drama uses the word "shit" uncensored, the whole town of South Park begins using it, causing people to die of plague.

South Park Season 5 Quotes

Well, you know what I say about kids, they're all pink on the inside.

Mr. Grazier

Just because somebody's gay, doesn't mean they molest children. Straight people do that too.

Randy