Looking For Help - South Park
Watch South Park Season 22 Episode 7
"Nobody Got Cereal?"
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On South Park Season 22 Episode 7, Stan escapes from jail but when he heads back to the Farm to get help from his parents things don't go according to plan.

Everyone's In Danger - South Park
Watch South Park Season 22 Episode 6
"Time to Get Cereal"
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On South Park Season 22 Episode 6, the residents of South Park are clueless about how much danger they may be in on the latest episode, "Time to Get Cereal."

Things Get Desperate - South Park
Watch South Park Season 22 Episode 5
"The Scoot"
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On South Park Season 22 Episode 5, Counselor Mackey is desperate in his attempts to hunt down some candy before the day of Halloween but finds none left.

Selling Vape - South Park
Watch South Park Season 22 Episode 4
"Tegridy Farms"
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On South Park Season 22 Episode 4, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, and Cartman confront the person who has been selling Vape Pens to Kyle’s little brother.

Offensive Behavior - South Park
Watch South Park Season 22 Episode 3
"The Problem with a Poo"
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On South Park Season 22 Episode 3, Mr. Hankey's offensive behavior puts him in jeopardy of being fired as the director of the annual Christmas pageant.

Randy Freaks Out - South Park
Watch South Park Season 22 Episode 2
"A Boyfriend and a Priest"
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On South Park Season 22 Episode 2, Randy calls Stephen in a panic when he discovers that the boys were sent on a camping trip with a Priest.

Trouble Coping - South Park
Watch South Park Season 22 Episode 1
"Dead Kids"
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On South Park Season 22 Episode 1, on the season premiere, Sharon finds she is overreacting to everything these days while Randy has trouble coping.

Causing Problems - South Park
Watch South Park Season 21 Episode 10
"Splatty Tomato"
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On South Park Season 21 Episode 10, in the latest episode Mr. Garrison continues to be the cause of issues for many of the children living in South Park.

PC Principal - South Park
Watch South Park Season 21 Episode 9
"Super Hard PCness"
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On South Park Season 21 Episode 9, PC Principal and Kyle must deal separately with some unfamiliar feelings which lead at least one of them to a doctor.

The Science Project - South Park
Watch South Park Season 21 Episode 8
"Moss Piglets"
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On South Park Season 21 Episode 8, Jimmy and Timmy's science project catches the attention of some very important people who think it might the world.

South Park Quotes

It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation, this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

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Tall Announcer: Hey, you wanna hear my impression of an American? (throws his voice to sound like he's American) "Hey! I really, really want that! That looks good!"
(The announcers burst out laughing.)
Short Announcer: Let me try, let me try! (throws his voice as well) "I'll use my credit card."
(The announcers laugh again.)
Short Announcer: (throwing voice again) "Do you have any non-dairy creamer?"
(The announcers continue to laugh.)
Tall Announcer: "Y'all come-a back now, ya hear?"
(The announcers laugh so hard they fall back.)