Chinpokomon Executive: You are American. South Park Toy Store Owner: Yes. Chinpokomon Executive: Ohhh, you must have very big penis! South Park Toy Store Owner: Excuse me, I was just asking you what your up to with these toys. Chinpokomon Executive: Nothing, we are very simple people with very small penis. Mr. Hosik's penis is especially small! Mr. Hosik: So small. Chinpokomon Executive: We cannot achieve so much with such small penis, but you American wow, penis so big, so big penis! South Park Toy Store Owner: Well aah I guess it is pretty good size.
My fellow Americans, I wish to address the concerns many of us have over the growing number of Japanese military bases forming in the United States. The new Japanese emperor, Hirohito, has made our own children into fighter pilots who will soon fly to Hawaii and attack Pearl Harbor. I spoke with Mr. Hirohito this morning, and he assured me that I have a very large penis. He said it was mammoth, dinosauric, and absolutely dwarfed his penis, which, he assured me, was nearly microscopic in size. My penis, he said, was most likely one of the biggest on the planet. I applaud Mr. Hirohito in his honesty. Thank you.