The boys are partnered with Tweek to write a current events papers and he suggests they write about "Underpants Gnomes." Meanwhile, Tweek's parents' coffee shop is being threatened by a big corporate shop.
Chef gets used for calling out Alanis Morisette for ripping off a song of his. The boys get help from Chef's famous musician friends to raise money. Mr. Garrison thinks Mr. Hat is trying to take Mr. Twig's life.
With Pip on the team, the South Park dodgeball team makes it to the championships. Meanwhile, back in town, the citizens recognized "Conjoined Twin Myslexia Awareness Week" to try and make the school nurse feel accepted.
After Mr. Mackey gets in trouble for passing out marijuana during a lesson on drugs, he's fired and turns to the drugs himself. Meanwhile, when Ike is set to be circumcised, the boys try to rescue him and his penis' fate.
When a man raping chickens is on the loose we learn something much more devastating, Officer Barbrady is illiterate. While Cartman takes over patrolling the streets, the other boys try to teach the officer to read.
Terrance and Phillip head to Iran to rescue Terrance's imprisoned daughter, Sally. Meanwhile, a complex chain of events back in Canada lead to a hostile takeover and the boys must save both the girl and their country.