(to Carrie's answering machine) Your good friend Miranda has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage and eaten it. You will probably need this information when you check me into the Betty Crocker Clinic.
Samantha: Who do you all fantasize about? Carrie and Miranda: Russell Crowe Carrie: Jinx! You owe me a Coke! Miranda: That's amazing. What did women do before Russell Crowe? Samantha and Carrie: George Clooney