Riverdale Reviews

Riverdale Season 5 Episode 9 Review: Chapter Eighty-Five: Destroyer

Riverdale Review: Destroyer

Veronica and Archie seek to raise school spirit on Riverdale Season 5 Episode 9. Do their celebrations work for Riverdale High? Read our review to find out.
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Riverdale Season 5 Episode 8 Review: Chapter Eighty-Four: Lock & Key

Riverdale Review: Lock & Key

Cheryl throws a scandalous party at Thornhill on Riverdale Season 5 Episode 8. What drama erupts during the night? Read our review to find out.
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Riverdale Season 5 Episode 7 Review: Chapter Eighty-Three: Fire in the Sky

Riverdale Review: Fire in the Sky

Archie works to relaunch the town's fire department on Riverdale Season 5 Episode 7. Is he successful in his mission? Read our review to find out.
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Riverdale Season 5 Episode 6 Review: Chapter Eighty-Two: Back To School

Riverdale Review: Back To School

Archie and friends start their first day as teachers at Riverdale High on Riverdale Season 5 Episode 6. Is their first day a sweet success? Read our review to find out.
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Riverdale Season 5 Episode 5 Review: Chapter Eighty-One: The Homecoming

Riverdale Review: The Homecoming

Toni comes up with a last-minute plan that could save Riverdale High on Riverdale Season 5 Episode 5. Does the plan work? Read our review to find out.
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Riverdale Season 5 Episode 4 Review: Chapter Eighty: Purgatorio

Riverdale Review: Purgatorio

Archie and friends return home to Riverdale after seven years on Riverdale Season 5 Episode 4. How has the town changed since then? Read our review to find out.
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Riverdale Season 5 Episode 3 Review: Chapter Seventy-Nine: Graduation

Riverdale Review: Graduation

The teens at Riverdale High graduate from high school on Riverdale Season 5 Episode 3. Is their last day at school a fond farewell? Read our review to find out.
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Riverdale Season 4 Episode 18 Review: Lynchian

Riverdale Review: Lynchian

Betty and Archie take time away to explore their feelings on Riverdale Season 4 Episode 18. Did sparks fly between them? Read our review to find out.
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Riverdale Quotes

Cheryl: Ummm, did you have a lobotomy for breakfast? You’re wearing my signature color!
Toni: You don’t own the color red. Red existed before you.
Cheryl: Not at Riverdale High. Here, I invented red. I am red.
[Cheryl snaps her fingers and two girls stand behind her]
Cheryl: Sorry, but this school is not big enough for the both of us, faux-pink lady. And I was here first. Go to Centerville High or Westerberg, I don’t care. But you have until first bell Monday to clear every trace of yourself out of these halls. Copy?
[Cheryl flips her hair in Toni’s face and walks away]

I’m sorry, Donna, but I’m the ultimate wild card. I am the daughter of The Black Hood. The nightmare from next door. I’m training with the FBI and I’m coming for you, you psycho b****! Not Joan, not Jonathan, not even Brett. Just you.

Betty