Riverdale Reviews

Riverdale Season 2 Episode 14 Review: Chapter Twenty-Seven: The Hills Have Eyes

Riverdale Review: The Hills Have Eyes

Archie, Veronica, Betty and Jughead head to the lake for a weekend getaway on Riverdale Season 2 Episode 14. Will their vacation escape the drama? Read on to find out.
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Riverdale Season 2 Episode 11 Review: Chapter Twenty-Four: The Wrestler

Riverdale Review: The Wrestler

Archie and Hiram Lodge go head-to-head in the ring (literally!) on Riverdale Season 2 Episode 11. Who will win out in this fight? Read on to find out.
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Riverdale Quotes

Veronica: What the hell is a "Sticky Maple"?
Kevin: It's kinda what it sounds like. It's a Riverdale thing.
Veronica: No, Kevin, it's a slut-shaming thing. And I'm neither a slut nor am I going to be shamed by someone named, excuse me, Chuck Clayton! Does he really think he can get away with this? Does he not know who I am?! I will cut the brakes on his supped-up phallic symbol.

Betty: I should've told you about Chuck, but I lied. And instead threw you this party you didn't want.
Jughead: Why did you?
Betty: Something is very...very wrong with me. Like, there's this darkness in me that's overwhelming. Sometimes I don't know where it comes from, but I think that's what makes me do things.