Riverdale Reviews

Riverdale Season 2 Episode 14 Review: Chapter Twenty-Seven: The Hills Have Eyes

Riverdale Review: The Hills Have Eyes

Archie, Veronica, Betty and Jughead head to the lake for a weekend getaway on Riverdale Season 2 Episode 14. Will their vacation escape the drama? Read on to find out.
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Riverdale Season 2 Episode 11 Review: Chapter Twenty-Four: The Wrestler

Riverdale Review: The Wrestler

Archie and Hiram Lodge go head-to-head in the ring (literally!) on Riverdale Season 2 Episode 11. Who will win out in this fight? Read on to find out.
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Riverdale Quotes

Veronica: What the hell is a "Sticky Maple"?
Kevin: It's kinda what it sounds like. It's a Riverdale thing.
Veronica: No, Kevin, it's a slut-shaming thing. And I'm neither a slut nor am I going to be shamed by someone named, excuse me, Chuck Clayton! Does he really think he can get away with this? Does he not know who I am?! I will cut the brakes on his supped-up phallic symbol.

Alice: I knew it!
Hal: Alice, what the hell are you doing here?
Alice: Accusing you publically! You only wanted a divorce so that you could cheat me out of your big fancy Blossom payday.
Hal: It’s not just my payday, the girls share Blossom blood too.
Alice: My attorney is going to rip you apart! Isn’t that right, attorney McCoy?!
[Alice cuts off Sierra McCoy]
Alice: I will be taking half of whatever blood money you get from this inbred sesspool of a family. Yeah, that’s right, I said inbred.
[The crowd whispers]
Penelope: Would you please just leave?
Alice: Shut your face, you half-melted ten cent Trollope.
Toni: This is riveting.
Cheryl: I can’t breathe.