Riverdale Reviews

Riverdale Season 3 Episode 20 Review: Prom Night

Riverdale Review: Prom Night

An enemy from Betty's past returns to disrupt her celebrations at the junior prom on Riverdale Season 3 Episode 20. What chaos did they create? Read on to find out.
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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 19 Review: Fear the Reaper

Riverdale Review: Fear the Reaper

Betty digs deep and discovers one of the Evernever's most treasured secrets on Riverdale Season 3 Episode 19. What does she discover? Read on to find out.
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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 18 Review: Jawbreaker

Riverdale Review: Jawbreaker

Betty makes a risky move to save Alice from The Farm on Riverdale Season 3 Episode 18. Does her plan work or does it backfire? Read on to find out.
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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 16 Review: BIG FUN

Riverdale Review: BIG FUN

The Farm sponsorsed Riverdale High's latest musical, Heathers The Musical, on Riverdale Season 3 Episode 16. Was the night fun or a flop? Read on to find out.
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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 15 Review: American Dreams

Riverdale Review: American Dreams

Archie challenges loyal members of The Gargoyle King to a deadly battle on Riverdale Season 3 Episode 15. Does he come out on top? Read on to find out.
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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 12 Review: Bizzarodale

Riverdale Review: Bizzarodale

The Gargoyle King invites The Midnight Club to finish their game on Riverdale Season 3 Episode 12. Do the adults complete their mission? Read on to find out.
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Riverdale Season 3 Episode 11 Review: The Red Dahlia

Riverdale Review: The Red Dahlia

Veronica hires Jughead to find out her father's shooter on Riverdale Season 3 Episode 11. Does he find the guilty party? Read on to find out. Kelly Ripa guest stars.
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Riverdale Quotes

Cheryl: Ummm, did you have a lobotomy for breakfast? You’re wearing my signature color!
Toni: You don’t own the color red. Red existed before you.
Cheryl: Not at Riverdale High. Here, I invented red. I am red.
[Cheryl snaps her fingers and two girls stand behind her]
Cheryl: Sorry, but this school is not big enough for the both of us, faux-pink lady. And I was here first. Go to Centerville High or Westerberg, I don’t care. But you have until first bell Monday to clear every trace of yourself out of these halls. Copy?
[Cheryl flips her hair in Toni’s face and walks away]

Veronica: What the hell is a "Sticky Maple"?
Kevin: It's kinda what it sounds like. It's a Riverdale thing.
Veronica: No, Kevin, it's a slut-shaming thing. And I'm neither a slut nor am I going to be shamed by someone named, excuse me, Chuck Clayton! Does he really think he can get away with this? Does he not know who I am?! I will cut the brakes on his supped-up phallic symbol.