Riverdale Reviews

Riverdale Season 2 Episode 2 Review: Chapter Fifteen: Nighthawks

Riverdale Review: Nighthawks

Betty and Veronica rally the town to try and stop Pop's Chock'lit Shoppe from closing down on Riverdale Season 2 Episode 2. Will their plan work? Read on to find out.
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Riverdale Season 1 Episode 12 Review: Anatomy of a Murder

Riverdale Review: WHO DID IT?

Riverdale Season 1's biggest mystery has been answered: Jason Blossom's killer was revealed on Riverdale Season 1 Episode 12. Who was it? Read on to find out.
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Riverdale Season 1 Episode 10 Review: The Lost Weekend

Riverdale Review: Lost Weekend

The group is celebrating Jughead's birthday on Riverdale Season 1 Episode 10. It's all fun and games until the alcohol comes out. Is the party a disaster? Read on!
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Riverdale Season 1 Episode 8 Review: The Outsiders

Riverdale Review: The Outsiders

Celebration is in the air as Betty and Veronica throw Polly a baby shower on Riverdale Season 1 Episode 8. But is her party full of love and joy?
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Riverdale Quotes

Veronica: What the hell is a "Sticky Maple"?
Kevin: It's kinda what it sounds like. It's a Riverdale thing.
Veronica: No, Kevin, it's a slut-shaming thing. And I'm neither a slut nor am I going to be shamed by someone named, excuse me, Chuck Clayton! Does he really think he can get away with this? Does he not know who I am?! I will cut the brakes on his supped-up phallic symbol.

Hermione: So, because you’re so determined to paint your father as a villain, you assume he must have put a hit on Fred Andrews? Do you?
Veronica: Not him. You. I don’t think you’re an innocent pawn, Mom. I think you’re Daddy’s eyes and ears on the ground calling the shots.
Hermione: You genuinely believe that?
Veronica: If the Manolo Blahnik fits.
[Hermione gets up]
Hermione: Miha, your disrespect will no longer be tolerated. Not by me and certainly not by her father when he comes home. So word of advice: get back in line with this family. Because you are a Lodge before anything else.
[She learns forward]
Hermione: I should slap you for what you’re insinuating, but I’m not a violent person.