Ben and Leslie take a road trip to win hosting privileges for Indiana’s little league games. Leslie, fearful she might lose her job, tries to be as unappealing as possible by talking about boring things, creating a mix tape with mandarin, banjo music, and old timey car horn.â€¨â€¨The two win the hosting privileges and start to get closer when Chris shows up and ruins their momentum. Eventually, when no one is around, Ben kisses Leslie.â€¨â€¨Meanwhile, Tom hosts a Newlywed ripoff game called “Know Ya Boo.” Which causes tension between Andy and April.
It's never too early to learn that the government is a greedy piglet that suckles on a taxpayer's teet until they have sore, chapped nipples. I'm gonna need a different metaphor to give this nine year old.Ron
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Leslie: Ann, everything you have is too sexy. This is actually the dress Julia Roberts wore as prostitute in Pretty Woman.
â€¨Ann: I know I look really good in it.
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