Mrs. Akalitus: I have no choice but to initiate an internal investigation. Jackie: I resent what you're insinuating. Why on earth would my nursing student flush a man's ear down the toilet? Zoey: But I'm the one who found it. Mrs. Akalitus: And there are firemen who set their own fires just to call them in. Jackie: You know, you're not wrong. My uncle Gary torched a hobby store. But that was an insurance thing. Anyway, I hope you get the bottom of this.
(voice-over) Watch and learn. Percocet should never be crushed, broken or chewed unless you want it to hit your system like a bolt of lightning. Which is only a problem if you're afraid of lightning which I am not.