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On New Girl Season 4 Episode 4, watch as Jess proves that she is not shallow by going out with a man who has a mico-penis. Meanwhile, Schmidt and Coach decide to be models. Read more!
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On New Girl Season 4 Episode 3, we meet Jess's soon to be step mom. Only problem, she is Jess and Cece's high school nemesis! Meanwhile, Schmidt enlists the help of Nick, Coach and Winston for a focus group on sponges. Will Schmidt win the sponge account or will his friends screw it up?
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New Girl season 4 episode 2 has Schmidt teaching Jess how to properly use the dating app Dice. Meanwhile Cece, Coach and Nick partake in some pot brownies before going to a party filled with cops.
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New Girl Quotes

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick

Nick isn't even a man. He's some kind of man-boy, man-child hybrid. The other day, I had to tell him not to pull a dog's tail.

Jess