NCIS Spoilers

"Royals & Loyals" takes the NCIS team inside an investigation into the death of an American officer on a British ship. Watch a promo here.
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NCIS' third episode of the season looks explosive. Literally and otherwise. Check out a quick promo for it here.
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NCIS returns next week with an all-new episode. It looks like we're back to the normal case-solving pattern in "Worst Nightmare."
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NCIS Quotes

When babies are used in the wars of men, may God help us all.

Bayar

McGee: All right. Well you should probably know that Abby and I used to date?
Bishop: Ew. Like, each other?
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: Wait - isn't that a violation of rule 12, never date a....
McGee: It was a long time ago. After we'd broken up, one night I went to her lab. Found a scribbled piece paper; a list. Potential boyfriends had to fulfill certain conditions by a pre-arranged date or else, goodbye.
Bishop: Such as.
McGee: Things started off relatively normal: opening the door for her, flowers, putting the seat down. Then around number 8, it gets uh...
Bishop: What?
McGee: Does she know you have these?
Bishop: Does she know you have these?
McGee: Yeah she wasn't happy when she found out.
Bishop: These are all very specific.
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: These ideas apply to you?
McGee: No those rules weren't in place when we were together. At least I don't think so.
Bishop: What's with the two month cutoff? Abby's sabotaging herself. I've seen stuff like this before. We have to talk to her.