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NCIS to Introduce Ziva's Mother?

We've seen a lot of Ziva's father on NCIS, but will we finally get to learn more about the special agent's mother?

Aug 16, 10:19 am

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Scott Wolf Cast on NCIS in "Surprising" Role

Party of Five veteran Scott Wolf is coming to the Season 9 premiere of NCIS. His role, producers say, will be a surprising one.

Aug 9, 11:16 am

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Lily Tomlin Previews NCIS Role

Lily Tomlin will be guest-starring this coming season on NCIS. Here, she offers insight on her role as McGee's grandma.

Aug 5, 10:39 am

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NCIS Season Premiere: A Heavy DiNozzo Episode

The ninth season premiere of NCIS will be a heavy DiNozzo episode, according to one of the cast members. Read on for more details.

Aug 4, 3:43 pm

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Sarah Jane Morris to Appear on NCIS Season Premiere

Sarah Jane Morris will reprise her role as E.J. on this September's premiere of NCIS. What may surprise you is her role in the team's current case.

Jul 20, 5:11 pm

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Will Tony's Mole Hunt Unite or Divide NCIS?

NCIS will pick up where it left off in September with Tony's mole hunt. But will it tear the team apart?

Jul 6, 11:58 am

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NCIS Burning Question: Who Did Tony See in the Photo?

Fans are wondering en masse: Who did Tony see in the photograph in the NCIS finale? Here's a hint - someone we know.

Jun 15, 10:28 am

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NCIS Season 9 Spoilers: E.J., Kort, Ray, Tony's "Assignment" & Much More

After a thought-provoking and open-ended conclusion to Season 8 of NCIS, the producers offer some insight into what we can expect next fall.

May 18, 4:56 pm

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McGee: All right. Well you should probably know that Abby and I used to date?
Bishop: Ew. Like, each other?
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: Wait - isn't that a violation of rule 12, never date a....
McGee: It was a long time ago. After we'd broken up, one night I went to her lab. Found a scribbled piece paper; a list. Potential boyfriends had to fulfill certain conditions by a pre-arranged date or else, goodbye.
Bishop: Such as.
McGee: Things started off relatively normal: opening the door for her, flowers, putting the seat down. Then around number 8, it gets uh...
Bishop: What?
McGee: Does she know you have these?
Bishop: Does she know you have these?
McGee: Yeah she wasn't happy when she found out.
Bishop: These are all very specific.
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: These ideas apply to you?
McGee: No those rules weren't in place when we were together. At least I don't think so.
Bishop: What's with the two month cutoff? Abby's sabotaging herself. I've seen stuff like this before. We have to talk to her.

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Added: November 18, 2014

McGee: You know something I don't? Working tonight and tomorrow night?
Tony: No, Tim. It's just that Zoe's parents are in town and they want to have dinner. I'm not ready for that.
Abby: So you deceived her.
Tony: I was put on the spot. I was not prepared.
McGee: Whoa. Hey. What are you afraid of?
Tony: I don't know.
Abby: They're probably really nice.
Tony: I'm sure they are. I've just never had dinner with the parents of a woman I'm seriously involved with.
McGee: That's not true. What about Jon Benois?
Tony: No, technically that wasn't me because I was undercover as Tony DiNardo, professor of film studies. I wasn't myself back then. Meeting the parents for dinner could trigger a whole chain of events.
Abby: It's just dinner, Tony.
Tony: You have dinner yet with Ranger Burt's parents? I didn't think so. Then put down the gavel, take off the robe and stop judging, both of you.
Abby: Okay.

Permalink: Tony doesn't want to meet Zoe's parents.

Added: February 24, 2015