NCIS Round Tables

Bishop is out of her comfort zone and Tony is the pleased target of an April fool's joke. It's time again for the NCIS Round Table to chime in on all of it.
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The NCIS Round Table is back! Read what our TV Fanatic panel has to say about "Patience" and chime in with your response to the questions!
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The NCIS Round Table is back! Join our TV Fanatic panel for a breakdown of "Status Update" and be sure to jump in with your thoughts.
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The NCIS Round Table is back! Join our TV Fanatic panel for a breakdown of "Blast from the Past" and be sure to jump in with your thoughts.
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NCIS Quotes

McGee: All right. Well you should probably know that Abby and I used to date?
Bishop: Ew. Like, each other?
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: Wait - isn't that a violation of rule 12, never date a....
McGee: It was a long time ago. After we'd broken up, one night I went to her lab. Found a scribbled piece paper; a list. Potential boyfriends had to fulfill certain conditions by a pre-arranged date or else, goodbye.
Bishop: Such as.
McGee: Things started off relatively normal: opening the door for her, flowers, putting the seat down. Then around number 8, it gets uh...
Bishop: What?
McGee: Does she know you have these?
Bishop: Does she know you have these?
McGee: Yeah she wasn't happy when she found out.
Bishop: These are all very specific.
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: These ideas apply to you?
McGee: No those rules weren't in place when we were together. At least I don't think so.
Bishop: What's with the two month cutoff? Abby's sabotaging herself. I've seen stuff like this before. We have to talk to her.

Abby: McGee, I want to celebrate that you can light up a room as fast as you can ping a phone.
McGee: Well thanks!
Abby: Hashtag: living rocks.
Gibbs: Hashtag get to the point.
Abby: Oh my God, Gibbs. You just used the word hashtag in a sentence