NCIS Reviews

This week on NCIS, we have a homicide, a kidnapping, and yes, Ziva planning a date with a mysterious man from her past. How does Tony handle it? Read our review to find out!
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On tonight's NCIS, a marine is found dead and it's eventually linked to case of PTSD. But could it be part of a greater threat to national security?
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On tonight's NCIS, Gibbs tracks down his namesake to find out why he left decades before. Will Gibbs be able to mend the relationship between his namesake and his father?
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NCIS brought back a favorite guest star and treated us to a first-rate episode this week. Come along for our review of "Lost at Sea."
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The NCIS team struggled with the psychological fallout from the Harper Dearing case this week. What did their "Recovery" entail? Find out in our review!
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NCIS Quotes

McGee: All right. Well you should probably know that Abby and I used to date?
Bishop: Ew. Like, each other?
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: Wait - isn't that a violation of rule 12, never date a....
McGee: It was a long time ago. After we'd broken up, one night I went to her lab. Found a scribbled piece paper; a list. Potential boyfriends had to fulfill certain conditions by a pre-arranged date or else, goodbye.
Bishop: Such as.
McGee: Things started off relatively normal: opening the door for her, flowers, putting the seat down. Then around number 8, it gets uh...
Bishop: What?
McGee: Does she know you have these?
Bishop: Does she know you have these?
McGee: Yeah she wasn't happy when she found out.
Bishop: These are all very specific.
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: These ideas apply to you?
McGee: No those rules weren't in place when we were together. At least I don't think so.
Bishop: What's with the two month cutoff? Abby's sabotaging herself. I've seen stuff like this before. We have to talk to her.

McGee: Rule number 70 - keep digging till you hit bottom.
Abby: McGee! There is no rule 70.
McGee: Well, I--
Abby: You just made up a rule. This McGibbs thing has really gone to your head. I don't even recognize you right now.