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NCIS Reviews



NCIS Review: Prognosis, TMI
NCIS Review: Prognosis, TMI

by Douglas Wolfe at Comments

Well... that was a bit of an awkward blast. The idea of murderous clowns has got to be everyone's favorite nightmare. NCIS Season 11...

  • 4.2 / 5.0
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NCIS Review: Turned Around
NCIS Review: Turned Around

by Douglas Wolfe at Comments

There was a sense of relief attached to NCIS Season 11 Episode 7. The case of the week involved the killing of Marine Sergeant Michael...

  • 4.8 / 5.0
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NCIS Review: True Honor
NCIS Review: True Honor

by Douglas Wolfe at Comments

Richard Parsons would have flipped his wig if he had ever learned how far Gibbs and the late Mike Franks had bent the rules. While the...

  • 4.6 / 5.0
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NCIS Quotes

McGee: All right. Well you should probably know that Abby and I used to date?
Bishop: Ew. Like, each other?
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: Wait - isn't that a violation of rule 12, never date a....
McGee: It was a long time ago. After we'd broken up, one night I went to her lab. Found a scribbled piece paper; a list. Potential boyfriends had to fulfill certain conditions by a pre-arranged date or else, goodbye.
Bishop: Such as.
McGee: Things started off relatively normal: opening the door for her, flowers, putting the seat down. Then around number 8, it gets uh...
Bishop: What?
McGee: Does she know you have these?
Bishop: Does she know you have these?
McGee: Yeah she wasn't happy when she found out.
Bishop: These are all very specific.
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: These ideas apply to you?
McGee: No those rules weren't in place when we were together. At least I don't think so.
Bishop: What's with the two month cutoff? Abby's sabotaging herself. I've seen stuff like this before. We have to talk to her.

Tony: You know the "Men" in "Men's Room" is more of a rule than a suggestion, probie.
Bishop: Look, you two always get to go off giggling to the urinal together and I always get left out. So we're going to talk and we're going to do it here.