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NCIS Return Promo: "Housekeeping"

NCIS returns January 3 (next Tuesday). Here's CBS' promo for the much-anticipated "Housekeeping."

Dec 28, 8:46 am

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Scott Wolf Returning to NCIS January 3

Scott Wolf reprises his mysterious role on NCIS January 3. The actor returns as Agent Stratton.

Dec 21, 4:07 pm

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CI-Ray: Returning to NCIS!

Ziva's boyfriend Ray is returning to NCIS in the show's January 10 episode, according to reports. Find out what brings him back and who else we can expect.

Dec 20, 9:01 am

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NCIS Round Table: "Newborn King"

TV Fanatic takes a look at this week's NCIS episode in Round Table Q&A format. Come along as we discuss "Newborn King."

Dec 15, 11:33 am

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NCIS Review: Gibbs Delivers!

NCIS' holiday episode was certainly cheesy at times, but still delivered the laughs and smiles. Do you agree? Read our review of "Newborn King" and weigh in!

Dec 14, 6:09 am

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NCIS Sneak Peek: "Newborn King"

NCIS airs what looks like an emotional Christmas episode tomorrow night. Check out the promo for it here.

Dec 12, 5:21 pm

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NCIS Round Table: "Sins of the Father"

TV Fanatic takes a look at this week's NCIS episode in Round Table Q&A format. Come along as we discuss "Sins of the Father."

Nov 28, 8:33 am

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NCIS Review: Double DiNozzo Duty

Tony's father made another appearance on NCIS this week, and once again, his shady behavior was called into question. What did he do, and how did Tony respond? Find out here in our review!

Nov 22, 10:00 pm

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McGee: All right. Well you should probably know that Abby and I used to date?
Bishop: Ew. Like, each other?
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: Wait - isn't that a violation of rule 12, never date a....
McGee: It was a long time ago. After we'd broken up, one night I went to her lab. Found a scribbled piece paper; a list. Potential boyfriends had to fulfill certain conditions by a pre-arranged date or else, goodbye.
Bishop: Such as.
McGee: Things started off relatively normal: opening the door for her, flowers, putting the seat down. Then around number 8, it gets uh...
Bishop: What?
McGee: Does she know you have these?
Bishop: Does she know you have these?
McGee: Yeah she wasn't happy when she found out.
Bishop: These are all very specific.
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: These ideas apply to you?
McGee: No those rules weren't in place when we were together. At least I don't think so.
Bishop: What's with the two month cutoff? Abby's sabotaging herself. I've seen stuff like this before. We have to talk to her.

Permalink: Abby's highly-specific rules for dating

Added: November 18, 2014

McGee: You know something I don't? Working tonight and tomorrow night?
Tony: No, Tim. It's just that Zoe's parents are in town and they want to have dinner. I'm not ready for that.
Abby: So you deceived her.
Tony: I was put on the spot. I was not prepared.
McGee: Whoa. Hey. What are you afraid of?
Tony: I don't know.
Abby: They're probably really nice.
Tony: I'm sure they are. I've just never had dinner with the parents of a woman I'm seriously involved with.
McGee: That's not true. What about Jon Benois?
Tony: No, technically that wasn't me because I was undercover as Tony DiNardo, professor of film studies. I wasn't myself back then. Meeting the parents for dinner could trigger a whole chain of events.
Abby: It's just dinner, Tony.
Tony: You have dinner yet with Ranger Burt's parents? I didn't think so. Then put down the gavel, take off the robe and stop judging, both of you.
Abby: Okay.

Permalink: Tony doesn't want to meet Zoe's parents.

Added: February 24, 2015